- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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