- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

womens rights

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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