- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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