- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Moon Landing.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Cancer.

Horse with a chair on his head.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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