Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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womens rights.

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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