- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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