- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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