- Anti Joke

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

A women in the kitchen.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Barack Obama

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.