- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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