- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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