A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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kcid gib a evah uoy neht sdrawkcab siht daer nac uoy fi

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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Smelly Indians.

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Women's Rights.

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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breasts

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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