what do you call a monkey? a monkey

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Your mom is so nice.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Knock knock Shut up

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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