What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

richard is fag

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Alex Gedrose.

a black man did not eat chicken.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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