What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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there was once a jew

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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OIO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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