The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Religionh

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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