- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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