- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

Why did jim all I over? He dies

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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