What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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