Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

What's a joke? Funny

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Womens' sports

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Latvia isn't a joke

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

gay people

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

My three children are three big mistakes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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