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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

women sports....

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

I am very humble.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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