- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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