- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Womans baksetball...

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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