Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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