- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

book 'em danno

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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