My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

Praise Paisley

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

Get on the boat.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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