Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

2 Penises

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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