- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Women's rights...

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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