- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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