- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Why? Why Not?

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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