What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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squash squash who squash my ass

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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asdf

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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VAL SUCKS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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