what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

He--Hey guys

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Guess who is violent. Osama

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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