- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

women's rights, lol

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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