- Anti Joke

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What's green and blue? yellow

Mitt Romney