Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

69

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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