What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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This Anti-Joke Is Loading Plese Wait . . .

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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