Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

neil likes pube toast

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Bark I'm a tree

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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