Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What's clear and wet? water

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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