What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

A man walks into a vagina

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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