Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

thumb_up thumb_down -5

a skinny sumo wrestler

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

I'm hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops