- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Youre mom is so dead...

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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