- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

Women's rights

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Cool Brian

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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