- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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