How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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Man U

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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Women's rights.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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