- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

poop.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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