Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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You all have Aids

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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Poop

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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