Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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Knock Knock Come in.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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