- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

I like touching my boobs

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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