whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Me

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

The Female Orgasm

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...