What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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Yock

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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Face...the other white meat!

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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