- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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